1st October, 2001 - There was a young man from Devizes,
Whose bores were of different sizes,
He went to AFN
Asked for advice,
then We await to see what arises. - Ed O

His pistons had popped,
his pressure had dropped,
and now he's off to North-way - Mark R

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose Porsche would win him no prizes
His disks they were rusty
His carpet was crusty
And his engine was full of surprises - Steve P

19th November, 2001
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Regards Sideways Sid